SITUATION: If Playboy magazine wants you
to pose nude for their centerspreads.
SONALI:Man,
I'd
really have to workout a lot and keep myself in shape.
OUR LINE: Hey Sonali, you're already quite thin. More
workouts, and
you'll be stick-thin. And Playboy dosen't like sticks and figures like
that. Or does it?
SITUATION: If you suddenly begin sprouting muscles,
mustache and beard.
SONALI: Shit! Then I'll have
to do
action too. You know, heroes do a lot of action nowadays, and I'd really
have a hectic time training for that.
OUR LINE:
Then,
it's better `refraining' from `training'.
SITUATION: If Shah Rukh Khan says
he could give up Gauri for you.
SONALI: I don't
want
to be torn to shreads and pieces by answering that. Or else, Gauri will
have all her claws out to take off my eyes. And apart from that I want to
work in Shah Rukh's films too, you see.
OUR LINE:
Oooo. You really seem to be shit scared. Oooo.
SITUATION: If Sunil Shetty is not married -- and he
proposes to you.
SONALI: Now, now!! This is a
dynamite
of a question and I think it deserves to be left alone. I'm scared of
dynamites, you see. I'll just say, I'm really controlling myself. And I
know you'll print that in big bold letters.
OUR LINE:
We'll give it away folks. She didn't look even a bit scared while
answering the question.
SITUATION: If you find a Sunil Shetty lookalike, and
unmarried.
SONALI: I'll tell him to play his
(Sunil's)
duplicate. What else!
OUR LINE: Wonder what she
means by `duplicate'! For films only, or...
SITUATION: If a pot-bellied producer offers you a role
of a lifetime, and a role in the sack as well.
SONALI: I'll ask him, `Do I have to go through this? I
don't know how to do it!'
OUR LINE: Oh really?
SITUATION: If you and Guddi Maruti have a hand-to-hand
fight.
SONALI: Ho! Ho! Guddi would would
definately
win, hands down, up, wherever. That's it, man.
OUR
LINE:
Come on Sonali, be a sport -- don't give up already.
SITUATION: If you're in your make-up room and your
co-heroine comes in, locks the door, cries on your shoulder and then
suddenly starts feeling you all over.
SONALI: I'll
cry, `I don't want to go through this, I don't want to go through this'.
OUR LINE: Like some heroines cry, `chhod do mujhe,
chhod do mujhe' in films?
SITUATION: If you're shooting a passionate scene with
your co-star in a swimming pool and his pants come off.
SONALI:
Heh! In the first place, I'm sure he wouldn't be wearing his
pants, when he's with me in the swimming pool! What do ya think?
OUR LINE: Eh, hey! That'll be pretty bold enough
for both, of course. I cant wait to catch you red-handed next
time, baby.
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